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Stupid Poem!


Arrg…you! first of all know this,
I never wanted to write this thing.
As far as I’m concerned,
I’d rather be off alone training.

But unfortunately for me,
I owe your friend a favor.
That arrogant little fool,
Even said to watch my behavior.

Well – you should know right now,
That’s not going to happen friend.
You’re going to end up dead,
When I finally stab you with this pen!

And not only will I stab you,
I’ll blast you with all that I’ve got!
Still – with my amazingly rotten luck,
I’ll be stopped by that idiot Kakarot.

The incessant jabbering from that clown,
Is enough to make me sick.
But what really gives me a headache,
Are those lectures from that insolent Namek .

And don’t get me started on that woman,
I don’t care to know where it begins.
I shouldn’t have to take this from anyone,
I’m the Prince of all Saiyans!

The blood flowing through these warrior veins,
True pride stronger then all that have passed.
Soon they shall all kneel down before me,
When the whole Universe is caught in my blast!

Heh...well now – if you don’t mind,
I have far better things to do,
Then to just sit here,
Writing this stupid poem for you.


~ Prince Vegeta
:iconerilisvampyre:
Dragonball Z: Vegeta

*deep sigh*
Okay...after many a blowing up/death threat from him, I finally got Vegeta to write this poem for :iconsimon-xax:.
^^;
Not exactly what I was hoping he would write, but it's better then nothing...considering the kind of mood he was in. :fear: Not exactly wise to try and make him do anything he doesn't want to, but...oh well. :D



Vegeta/DBZ (c) Akira Toriyama
(Vegeta: "I belong to no one!"
Okay yeah...sure. ^^;)
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~Bemania159 Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahahahahaha lol
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~anime6goddess Feb 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
lolz
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:iconasterac:
That was funny! Great work!
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:iconthemetalmonkey:
~themetalmonkey Aug 6, 2011   Traditional Artist
*lmao* Good Stuff, all hail :iconvegetaplz:
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~KravenK Apr 5, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:rofl: good one, a serious laugh it gave me... seems more like rap song than a poem but still
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:iconjadelzdahedgehog:
i know this is really late but once i read this i couldnt stop laughing, i like the part at the end, it makes me feel like he's really talking to the audience i love it! nice work! Vegeta rules!!!!
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~brighttalonrose Sep 26, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
ROFLMFAO
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:iconeazilyamuzedrocker:
Hahaha this made me smile.
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:iconerilisvampyre:
Heh, nice. I'm glad. :D
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:iconas-seen-from-space:
"Well – you should know right now,
That’s not going to happen friend.
You’re going to end up dead,
When I finally stab you with this pen!"

Funny *dies laughing*, thanks for this its great
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