DIARIES OF NOBODY
~ The Diary of Xemnas ~


“3rd Entry ~ Troubles of Non-profit”


There have been many interesting turns of events lately, to say the least. A few days past, Organization XIII has most regrettably encountered some financial problems. No one is quite sure just how they arose, but I would suspect that Number II and III’s unreliable tendencies with shopping may have influenced it greatly. In any case…this, at least, may be said…that it’s not easy to lead a “non-profit” organization, as it would seem.
I believe that this status shall change in due time, as my plans concerning the Keyblade begin to unfold. But for now, we must find some way to keep our funds high…until that time approaches. It is a matter to which I have given much thought and consideration. (Hmph… I do wonder…compared to our lesser nobodies...why it would seem that the heartless, for some reason, truly are “better off” in the possession of munny…)

The issue was discussed briefly, among other more important matters, at a recent meeting with the senior members and myself. A few ideas were presented before me, intriguing ones for the most part. I had therefore decided to put one of those ideas to the test, that is…taking control of a certain motel in the world of Hollow Bastion and opening it to the residents thus.
I then decided to observe the events on that first day closely…so that I might determine whether anything would be accomplished by doing so.
Xaldin (unfortunately) took the first watch, from which I have now decided that he is best put at more exciting endeavors. It would seem that boredom, combined with his need to stab things, does not always lead to the desired results that I would have of him.
And of course Number IX’s “enthusiastic” behavior, which I must admit is somewhat amusing at times, did not however do to improve things this time.
It was around that time that I began to realize…the undeniable truth of the matter…that this idea was starting to become a bit more troublesome than I really cared for.

In the end...it lasted no more than a few hours, after which I determined that the best fate for the inferior plan…and some of the motel “guests”…was for it and them to be cast into oblivion; an enjoyably fitting end.

We may indeed try a few other things, but I believe that when all is said and done…the munny issue shall eventually be disregarded. We nothings must make do without so many pleasantries as it is. The organization will have to suffer with this for the time being. (In any case, it’s better than Xigbar’s ludicrous suggestion of selling Organization XIII key-chains…) It’s in times like these…when Number VII’s devotion to carry out my commands…proves most pleasing. It is good to know that there is someone who is willing to help keep the others in check. And…if there are more complaints concerning this issue, I shall send whom ever does so out to destroy great hordes of heartless…in a torturously satisfying fashion…before allowed to return to headquarters.
At the very least, they can try to extract some munny out of those amazingly rich inferior creatures.

For now, I must devote my being to the succession of my glorious plans of…eternity.


~ Xemnas